Motivation at an All-time-low

Power ranger fund research has reached a plateau. ASDA selfishly only refunded the bananas instead of giving a gift voucher, and I think AJ is going to buy more bananas with them so no money there. Alex mentioned that someone is interested in a free burger presser that he put on gumtree, though why they'd want it I don't know - hopefully we can scrounge some cash out of them. This weekend we blew loads of money going to Bournemouth for a night on the lash, so everyone is being super-frugal.. which means not much small change is going in the jar.

Fig.10 - the squad hanging out in Bournemouth instead of concentrating on our salient money-raising campaign

My mum said she had told some of her friends about this so we can only hope they will generously donate (hint, wink) to such an eloquently described and worthwhile cause. Thanks for spreading awareness mama.
With this post comes a desperate plea - if anyone can think of cunning ways to make lots of money with not much time and effort then please get in touch. I study economics but at the moment even I'm struggling x